When my friend walks up with someone I sent nudes to on Grindr.

When my friend walks up with someone I sent nudes to on Grindr.

When a guy tells me he’s never been with another man.
Me on my way to steal your man.
Bussy so fresh it’s steam pressin’.
An accurate depiction of me after a few shots.

An accurate depiction of me after a few shots.

My reaction when the “unexpected” happens…

My reaction when the “unexpected” happens…

When a guy tries to flirt with my bar fling.

When a guy tries to flirt with my bar fling.

When porn has more than two people.

When porn has more than two people.

My friend trying to get me to dance with someone.

My friend trying to get me to dance with someone.

When it’s time to manscape.

When it’s time to manscape.